This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
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There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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