You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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