gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
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She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
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But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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