you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
