I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
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I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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