Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
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I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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