I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
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i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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