Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
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This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
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I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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