i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
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He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
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It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I believe in your delicious
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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