thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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