i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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