don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
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I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
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Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
third nipple confirmed
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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