She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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