Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Randomize
