U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
the day after is always just damage control
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
It's blow job season.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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