My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
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I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
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this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.