Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
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If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.