I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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