Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
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maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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