Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
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New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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