i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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