I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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