TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I am mentally ready for anal.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
