She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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