We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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