I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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