so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
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It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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