why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
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