She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
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PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
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The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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