Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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