i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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