she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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