is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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