You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
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I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
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It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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