he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I have poison ivy on my dick
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.