thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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