It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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