so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Randomize
