remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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