I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
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In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
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Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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