is wine microwaveable?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Woke up backwards on a recliner
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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