That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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