Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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