Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
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what are you doing with your life
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
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