Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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