Do you still have your period?
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
