did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
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Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
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He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
COCAINE IS GR8
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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