Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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