Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
babies were throwing up all over the place
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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