I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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