My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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