Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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