Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
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It was like getting head from an anaconda
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
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U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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